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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

kingoftheniall:

There are 7 wonders of the world and zayn malik is all of them

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

  • Me most of the year:

    Want that. Want that. Want that.

  • Me near my birthday & Christmas:

    I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

audize:

Who the hell is dale

audize:

Who the hell is dale