I'm Gratzelly // a lot of one direction a lil spn a lil text a lil 5sos a lil this and a lil that yknow
Payback is a bitch.
I wish we could date but you are a hurricane and I am a tornado-earthquake hybrid that ends up causing twice as much damage and gets more press coverage
so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!
step 1: remove ur head from ur anus
step 2: realize the sender of the nudes is not wrong and nothing is their fault
step 3: realize the person who leaked the other person’s nudes is an asshole who just committed an actual crime
*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama