ayy lmao

someone help im still not good at this I don't understand how to make a theme help

soundsofprettyodd:

I can’t believe all marijuana users were born today wow happy birthday

Posted on 20 April, 2014
Reblogged from seveninchesinme  Source soundsofprettyodd

"you only watch football because they’re hot"

panic-at-the-isco:

panic-at-the-isco:

awww yes

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look at that

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bask in the glory 

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such hotness

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i swear to god this post is never going away is it

Posted on 20 April, 2014
Reblogged from felicitari  Source panic-at-the-isco

cuntsofcydonia:

humorqueen:

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

CAPTAIN WINKIE

Posted on 20 April, 2014
Reblogged from felicitari  

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

Posted on 20 April, 2014
Reblogged from felicitari  Source worldpeaces

Posted on 20 April, 2014
Reblogged from seveninchesinme  Source orientaltrading

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

Posted on 20 April, 2014
Reblogged from pizza  Source roughrimjob

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

Posted on 20 April, 2014
Reblogged from cocaineorpepsi  Source fartgallery

worths:

ok thanks

Posted on 20 April, 2014
Reblogged from seveninchesinme  Source worths

Posted on 20 April, 2014
Reblogged from seveninchesinme  Source amazing-charlieisnotonfire

sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

Posted on 20 April, 2014
Reblogged from cocaineorpepsi  Source sarahkeilman94


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